7 Jokes For Blinker Fluid

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Updated on: Jul 25 2024

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I accidentally put energy drink in my blinker fluid reservoir. Now my car is signaling left at 100 miles per hour! ⚑🚦
I told my mechanic I needed more blinker fluid. He looked at me and said, 'You've been watching too many comedies. But sure, I'll check your turn signal fluid levels!' πŸ› οΈ
I asked my car if it wanted a spa day. It replied, 'Nah, just fill up my blinker fluid, and I'll feel brand new!' πŸ˜„
I tried to impress my mechanic by asking for synthetic blinker fluid. He handed me a bottle of water and said, 'There you go, eco-friendly turn signals!' πŸŒΏπŸ’¦
I spilled blinker fluid on my keyboard. Now, all my emails are in 'turn signal' font – they keep going left and right without getting to the point! β¬…οΈβž‘οΈ
I told my wife she was as important as blinker fluid. Now, every time we argue, she accuses me of running on empty! β›½
My grandma's advice for a successful marriage: Keep your blinker fluid topped up, and you'll never get lost in love! ❀️

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