6 Jokes For Bleed

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Updated on: Apr 17 2025

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day – talk about a sole-bloody experience!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with 'You've got a bleeding-edge problem – it's not user-friendly!'
What did the blood say to the wound? 'Don't worry, I've got your back!'
I told my friend I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. He said, 'Is it making your knowledge bleed?
Why did the bleeding cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotional frosting!
What did one bandage say to the other? 'I've got you covered!

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