5 Jokes About Bleach

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Clean Freak

The obsession with cleanliness and the extremes people go to achieve it.
People are obsessed with bleach. They're like, "My house isn't clean unless I can smell my corneas burning.

The Failed DIY Expert

The hilarious disasters that come from attempting DIY projects.
Tried to "bleach" my hair at home. Ended up looking like a walking highlighter. I’m neon yellow; my hair is having an identity crisis.

The Environmentalist's Woes

The environmental impact of using bleach.
Environmentalists are like, "We need to protect our planet!" And bleach is like, "Yeah, let's start by eliminating anything living in sight.

The Fashionista's Nightmare

Fashion disasters caused by accidental bleach encounters.
Bleach and fashion don’t mix. My attempt at tie-dye turned into a "moldy rainbow" collection. Who knew bleach had trust issues with colors?

The Overprotective Parent

When parents go overboard trying to keep everything germ-free.
Parents these days are like, "Honey, make sure you bleach the playground before playing on it." I didn’t know recess came with hazmat suits.

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