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Blacksmiths are like the original 3D printers. Just with a bit more fire and a lot less patience. "Hold on, let me just print out this sword real quick.
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I asked a blacksmith for relationship advice. He told me, "Forge a strong bond, withstand the heat, and always be ready for a tempering moment." I just wanted dinner date tips, but sure, let's work on my metallurgical love life.
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I went on a date with a blacksmith once. When I complimented his craftsmanship, he said, "Well, they say love is forged in the fire." I guess it explains why we're still together - we're just a couple of hot messes.
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Blacksmiths must be the only people who genuinely enjoy Mondays. I mean, nothing says "start of the week" like waking up and thinking, "Time to forge a new destiny... or at least a couple of horseshoes.
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Ever notice how blacksmiths and chefs have a lot in common? Both of them work with heat, and I'm equally likely to burn myself trying to imitate either one.
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You ever notice how blacksmiths are the original rockstars? I mean, they're the only ones who can make metal scream and still have everyone applauding.
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Blacksmiths must have the best job security. I mean, who's going to fire the guy holding a giant hammer? That's a pink slip I don't want to be anywhere near.
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I was thinking about becoming a blacksmith, but then I realized my version of shaping metal involves trying to fold a fitted sheet. Same level of frustration, I swear.
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Blacksmiths are the only people who can confidently say, "I make iron look good." I try to iron a shirt, and suddenly I'm in a battle with the ironing board.
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