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The Ornithologist
Balancing a love for birds with a fear of bird droppings
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People always ask me, "What's your favorite bird?" I say, "The one that doesn't have a vendetta against me and my dry-clean-only clothes.
The Birdwatcher
Trying to impress a rare bird with your human antics
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I thought I'd try a magic trick to win over the bird. Pulled a worm out of my sleeve. The bird just looked at me like, "Dude, I can find my own snacks. I'm not impressed.
The Early Bird
Dealing with the pressure of being punctual
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I tried sleeping in once, and a night owl gave me a disapproving look. I was like, "Hey, we all can't be nocturnal party animals. Some of us have breakfast appointments to keep.
The Pigeon
Dealing with the stigma of being a city bird
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I tried to join a support group for city birds, but the seagulls didn't want me there. They said, "You city pigeons don't know real struggle until you've fought over a beach picnic.
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