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The Paranoid Finch
Finch suspects everyone is after their bird seed stash.
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I asked a finch if I could share its bird seed, and it gave me a look like I asked for its social security number. "Share? With you? Do I look like a charity for unemployed pigeons?
The Lazy Pigeon
Pigeon refusing to work for bird seed, seeking alternative methods.
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Lazy pigeons have started a delivery service. You order bird seed, and they just stare at you until you throw it their way. It's like seamless but with more feathers and fewer actual deliveries.
The Conspiracy Theorist Crow
Crow believes there's a hidden agenda behind bird seed distribution.
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Conspiracy theorist crow told me, "Don't trust the government or the pigeons. They're all in on it. The bird seed is a ploy to distract us from the real issues – like who's been stealing our shiny objects.
The Philosophical Owl
Owl contemplating the meaning of bird seed in the grand scheme of life.
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Owl wisdom: "We hoot about the moon, but do we ever think about the seeds it sows? Bird seed is the moon dust of our earthly existence. Chew on that, my feathered friends.
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