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What did the big word say to the small word? You're not in my vocabulary!
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Why did the big word go to therapy? It had too many issues with its past tense!
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Why was the dictionary always invited to parties? It had the best definitions of a good time!
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I asked my friend to spell 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.' He said, 'N-O.
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. I've upgraded to big words!
The Big Word Conundrum
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You ever notice how people throw around big words to sound smart? I tried that once. I walked into a coffee shop and ordered a venti cappuccino with an extra shot of onomatopoeia. The barista just stared at me, and I realized I had ordered the thesaurus instead.
When Big Words Attack
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I recently got into an argument with my friend who loves using big words. He said, Your argument lacks perspicacity. I replied, Well, your vocabulary lacks friends!
Word Crimes
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I got a grammar book as a gift, and it said, Avoid clichés like the plague. I thought, Well, that advice is as useful as a thesaurus in a spelling bee.
Big Words in Everyday Life
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Why do we use big words when small ones work just fine? I tried impressing my date by saying, Your pulchritudinous countenance is utterly beguiling. She looked at me and said, Did you just call me a pretty calculator?
Word Salad on a Date
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On a first date, my date asked if I was well-versed in French. I said, Bien sûr! She asked me to say something romantic, so I proudly proclaimed, J'aime la bibliothèque. Translation: I love the library. Nothing says romance like a good book, right?
Big Word, Small Brain
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I tried using a big word to impress my boss at work. I said, I've been ruminating on our latest project. He looked at me and said, Stop chewing the cud and get back to work.
Lost in Translation
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I attempted to impress a foreign friend with a big word in their language. I said, Tu es vraiment magnifique! They blushed and said, Thank you, but I'm not a magnifying glass.
The Big Word Diet
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I tried a diet where I only ate words with more than five syllables. I lost ten pounds and all my friends. Turns out, they didn't want to be seen with someone saying, I'll have a venti kaleidoscopic latte, please.
The Big Word Challenge
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I challenged my friend to a duel of big words. He threw out sesquipedalian, and I countered with supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I won, but I think he was just trying to summon Mary Poppins.
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