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Why did the comma break up with the full stop? He felt too pausative about their relationship!
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Why did the letter 'C' break up with the letter 'K'? It found out 'K' was always right behind it!
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Why did the grammar-conscious girl break up with her English-loving boyfriend? He kept putting apostrophe's in all the wrong place's!
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Why did the verb break up with the noun? Too much tense in their relationship!
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My boyfriend wanted to spice things up. I handed him a thesaurus. He said, 'This is synonym-ous with fun!
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Why did the English teacher break up with the historian? She couldn’t past perfect their relationship!
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Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus? They weren’t on the same page anymore—too much wordplay with her English-loving boyfriend!
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Why did the subject and verb go to couples therapy? They couldn’t agree on their conjunctions!
Textual Healing
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BF in English means our love story is written in texts. Long gone are the days of romantic letters; now it's all about emojis and abbreviations. I received a heartfelt message the other day: I ❤ U. I thought, Wow, that's almost a novel!
Consonant Conspiracy
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I think my BF is part of a secret society that despises vowels. It's like he's on a mission to eradicate 'A,' 'E,' 'I,' 'O,' and 'U' from our conversations. I told him, If you keep this up, we'll be communicating solely in Morse code, and I don't even know Morse code!
Lost in Translation
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You know, my boyfriend insists on speaking English, but it's like he's in a perpetual battle with the language. It's not boyfriend anymore; it's more like bf in English. I feel like I'm dating a walking, talking acronym. I asked him, Honey, are you using the English language or deciphering a secret code?
Spelling Bee Survivor
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Surviving a relationship with a BF in English feels like winning a spelling bee on expert mode. Every text is a challenge, a test of my linguistic prowess. I'm just waiting for the day he sends me a message in Morse code.
Word Count Woes
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I asked my BF to express his feelings, and he replied with k. K? It's like he's trying to set a new record for the lowest word count in a relationship. I told him, Babe, you can't summarize love in a single letter. Unless it's 'Z' for sleeping.
Language of Love or Lack Thereof
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They say actions speak louder than words, but with a BF in English, it's more like actions speak louder than acronyms. I asked him, Do you even remember how to say 'I adore you' without reducing it to 'ily'?
Punctuation Perils
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Dating a BF in English is navigating a world without punctuation. It's a constant struggle to figure out if he's excited, angry, or just indifferent. I told him, Honey, a well-placed exclamation mark might save us from unnecessary arguments!
Vocabulary Vanishing Act
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Being with a BF in English is witnessing a disappearing act of vocabulary. It's not about expanding our lexicon; it's about how many words we can eliminate. I'm just waiting for the day he communicates solely through interpretive dance.
Grammar Wars
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Being with a BF in English is like entering the battlefield of grammar. It's not I love you, it's luv u. Forget Shakespeare; our conversations are more like texting a haiku. I told him, Babe, if our relationship were a spelling bee, we'd be disqualified by now.
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