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When best friends clean as roommates
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We tried to compromise on cleaning schedules. He said, "I'll do the dishes on odd days, you do them on even days." Now our sink looks like a calendar, and I'm starting to miss the good old days when the only thing odd was our taste in movies.
Trash Talk
Best friends navigating the garbage duty
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Trash duty turns into a psychological battle. He says, "It's your turn." I say, "I did it last time." We're basically two grown adults engaged in a sophisticated game of garbage chess, and the loser takes out the trash.
Laundry Limbo
Best friends tackling the laundry
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Folding clothes with your best friend is the true test of friendship. It starts with neatly folded shirts, and by the end, you're having a tug of war with the fitted sheets, wondering if this is what they mean by "domestic bliss.
Bathroom Brawl
Best friends sharing bathroom responsibilities
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Best friends sharing a bathroom is a constant negotiation. He wants to organize the bathroom cabinets by color; I just want to find my toothpaste without solving a riddle. It's like living with the Sherlock Holmes of hygiene.
Dust-Up Dilemma
Best friends facing the dusting challenge
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We argue about the necessity of dusting. He claims it's for health reasons; I claim it's for the sake of our furniture's self-esteem. Dusting, to me, is just a polite way of saying, "Hey, furniture, you're still relevant!
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