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Why did the birthday cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
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I asked my best friend what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'A present would be a surprise.' So, I got him a present and a surprise!
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What's a best friend's favorite type of math? Add-itude – always adding joy to your life!
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I got my best friend a belt for his birthday. I hope it fits the birthday suit I got him last year!
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Why did the best friend bring a ladder to the birthday party? To take the celebration to the next level!
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My best friend's birthday cake was so amazing; I almost sent it a friend request on social media!
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I told my best friend that he's the peanut butter to my jelly. He laughed and said, 'Does that make us a sandwich?
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I asked my best friend what he wanted for his birthday, and he said, Surprise me. So, I showed up at his door dressed as a clown. Turns out, his idea of a surprise was not having nightmares for a week. Note to self: Surprise is subjective.
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You know you're best friends when you can't remember each other's birthdays, but you can perfectly recall that embarrassing moment from five years ago. Happy Birthday! By the way, remember that time you tried to impress your crush with a magic trick and set your hair on fire? Good times!
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I hate planning surprises for my best friend's birthday. Last year, I organized a surprise party, and everyone was hiding in the dark, waiting to yell, Surprise! But here's the twist—I forgot to tell my friend about the surprise part. So, he walks in, sees a dark room full of people, and goes, Oh great, another power outage. Happy birthday, pal!
Best Friends' Birthday
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I love my best friend, but shopping for his birthday is like navigating a minefield. I once bought him a shirt that said, Age is just a number. Turns out, he didn't appreciate the reminder that he's turning 40. I guess next year, I'll just get him a shirt that says, You're not old; you're just well-aged... like fine cheese.
Best Friends' Birthday
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You ever notice how the excitement of your best friend's birthday fades as you get older? I used to be like, Yeah, let's party all night! Now, it's more like, Can we start the celebration at 6 PM and wrap it up by 9 PM, so I can be in bed by 10? Getting old is realizing that the real gift is a good night's sleep.
Best Friends' Birthday
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I always get nervous when it's my best friend's birthday because I have to come up with a heartfelt speech. Last year, I panicked and just recited the lyrics to Happy Birthday with interpretive dance. I call it the I forgot to prepare routine. Nailed it!
Best Friends' Birthday
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I tried to make my best friend a homemade birthday card. Let's just say, my artistic skills are questionable at best. He looked at it and said, Is this a cat or an alien with a mustache? Well, happy birthday, here's to confusing art and a friendship that defies interpretation.
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Getting a gift for your best friend is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. And in my case, that needle is buried under layers of procrastination, indecision, and a last-minute dash to the store. Happy birthday, buddy! I hope you like this thing I found on the way here.
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You know, they say your best friend's birthday is the most important day of the year. But I always wonder, is it really their special day, or is it just an annual reminder of how bad I am at picking out meaningful gifts? Last year, I got my best friend a plant. Not just any plant—a cactus. Because nothing says 'I cherish our friendship' like a prickly desert plant. Happy birthday, buddy!
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