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Have you ever tried explaining the smell of Bengay to someone who's never used it? It's like describing a spa day in a wrestling ring. "Well, first, there's a hint of eucalyptus, followed by the pungent essence of regret.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but I'm pretty sure whoever coined that phrase never had a tube of Bengay in their medicine cabinet. Laughter might be great, but have you tried applying Bengay after a long day? Now that's a different level of therapy.
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I recently discovered that applying Bengay is a lot like trying to put on a stubborn pair of skinny jeans. You start off confidently, and halfway through, you're questioning all your life choices.
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I'm convinced that Bengay was invented by someone who wanted to combine the joys of a massage with the awkwardness of applying sunscreen at the beach. "Excuse me while I rub this on my sore muscles... please avert your eyes.
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I don't trust people who say they love the smell of Bengay. I mean, who are these folks walking around thinking, "Ah, yes, nothing like the scent of menthol to make my day!" It's like enjoying the aroma of a cough drop factory exploded on you.
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Bengay is the only product where the intensity of the smell is directly proportional to how many times you forgot to stretch before attempting something physically demanding. It's like a scented guilt trip.
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You know you're getting older when your first instinct is to reach for the Bengay instead of the remote. I mean, who needs to change the channel when you can just change the scent of your living room to menthol?
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I read somewhere that Bengay can be used for aromatherapy. Apparently, the scent helps you relax. Because nothing says relaxation like smelling like a walking, talking cough drop, right?
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Bengay is like a magical potion for adults. It's the only time in life when you rub something on your body and hope the smell lasts longer than the pain relief.
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