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You ever notice those bell ringers outside of stores during the holidays? I mean, they're like the unofficial bouncers of Christmas. You can't walk into a store without being judged by your level of generosity. It's like, "Oh, you're not donating? Enjoy your guilt trip through the automatic doors!" And
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Bell ringers are like the ghosts of Christmas guilt. They haunt you wherever you go. You can't escape them. They're like ethereal beings, silently judging your holiday spirit. I bet if you look closely, there's a faint glow around them, like they're powered by the guilt of every person who
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You ever feel like bell ringers have mastered the Jedi mind trick? You can be in a hurry, balancing shopping bags, trying to remember where you parked your car, and then you hear that bell. Suddenly, you're under their control. It's like they have a secret power to freeze you
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Have you noticed that bell ringers have developed a whole repertoire? It's not just random dings anymore. It's a symphony of guilt. They've upgraded from basic bell-ringing to full-on concertos. It's like the maestros of guilt tripping. You start with the classic ding-ding-ding. Innocent, right? But then they escalate. It
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