7 Jokes About Being Bilingual

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Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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Being bilingual is great until you forget a word in one language and automatically replace it with one from the other. Talk about lost in translation!
I asked my bilingual friend if he speaks Spanish. He said, 'Si.' I asked if he speaks French. He said, 'Oui.' Then I asked if he speaks English. He said, 'Yes.
Why did the bilingual dictionary break up with the monolingual one? It couldn't handle the single-mindedness!
Being bilingual is like having two boyfriends. You constantly have to choose which one to bring to the party!
Why don't bilinguals ever get lost? Because they always find their way with words!
What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Trilingual. Two languages? Bilingual. One language? American.
I'm not bilingual; I just know how to order food in multiple languages. Priorities, you know?

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