6 Jokes About Being A New Mom

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Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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What do you call a group of new moms? A 'mom-entum'—they're unstoppable, even with sleep deprivation!
What's a new mom's favorite type of humor? Dad jokes—anything to get a laugh between diaper changes and midnight feedings!
What's a new mom's secret talent? Juggling—because managing a baby, a job, and sanity requires some serious multitasking!
What do you call a baby's favorite song? A lullaby. What do you call a new mom's favorite song? Anything that drowns out the sound of a crying baby!
What did the new mom say when her friends asked how she's coping? 'I'm not bouncing back; I'm bouncing between feedings, diaper changes, and trying not to lose my sanity!
What did the newborn say to the exhausted new mom? 'Thanks for carrying me for nine months; now, let the sleepless nights begin!

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