5 Jokes About Being 30 Years Old

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Updated on: Sep 06 2024

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Social Media

Trying to maintain a cool online persona while dealing with the harsh reality of adulting.
Facebook reminds me of all the amazing things I did in my 20s. Now, my biggest achievement is remembering to take out the trash on garbage day. #AdultingWin

Fitness Goals

Wanting a six-pack but settling for a variety pack of snacks.
I joined a gym because they said the more you go, the less you pay per visit. Well, apparently, they didn't factor in my ability to pay a lot for unused memberships.

Family Gatherings

Navigating awkward conversations about marriage and kids at family gatherings.
At family gatherings, my relatives ask about my love life. I tell them I'm in a long-term relationship with freedom, and they look at me like I just confessed to a crime.

Dating at 30

Balancing romance with the fear of becoming a plant parent.
I tried online dating, and it asked for my relationship status. I wanted to select "complicated," but it turns out that's not an option. So, I went with "in a relationship with my cat.

Adulting

Balancing bills and the desire to buy unnecessary but really cool gadgets.
I tried to budget, but it turns out I'm not good with numbers. I thought "Y.O.L.O" stood for "You Obviously Love Oreos," so I bought a lifetime supply.

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