6 Jokes For Beat Off

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Updated on: Jul 17 2024

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I tried to teach my plants how to beat off the pests. They just shrugged and said, 'Leaf us alone!
I entered a pancake-flipping contest, but the competition was too tough. Those pancakes knew how to beat off the flipping!
I decided to teach my cat how to play the drums. Now, every morning, I wake up to her trying to beat off the alarm clock!
What did the chef say about beating eggs? It's an egg-citing way to beat off hunger!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged while trying to beat off the cream!
I tried to challenge my dog to a drumming contest, but he just wanted to beat off the mailman instead!

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