bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
What did one army say to the other before the big battle? Let's make it a knight to remember!
0
0
Why did the scarecrow become a great general? Because he was outstanding in his field!
0
0
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
0
0
Why did the knight bring a ladder to the battle? He wanted to go up against the competition!
0
0
I told my friend I could make a belt out of watches. He said it would be a waist of time!
0
0
Why do generals never play hide and seek? Because good leaders are always outstanding in their field!
The Great Remote Control War
0
0
We're in a constant battle for control of the TV remote. It's like an episode of 'Game of Thrones' every night – alliances are formed, betrayals happen, and there's always that one person who insists on watching nature documentaries during prime time. Winter is coming, and so is the season finale!
Toilet Paper Turmoil
0
0
I recently found out that my roommate and I are engaged in an epic battle – the Toilet Paper Turmoil. It's the classic over vs. under debate. I never thought I'd be debating the direction of a toilet paper roll, but here we are, waging a silent war in the bathroom. I'm Team Over, by the way, because I like to live on the edge.
Epic Grocery Store Showdown
0
0
Grocery shopping with a significant other is like preparing for an epic showdown. We each have our battle carts, and the goal is to see whose snacks end up in the cart. It's a strategic game of negotiation, compromise, and occasionally, sneakily tossing in that extra bag of chips when they're not looking.
Microwave Madness
0
0
My office has a communal microwave, and let me tell you, it's a battlefield in there. It's a game of chicken to see who can endure the longest wait before exploding and screaming, Who left their tuna casserole in here for three minutes? It's like a high-stakes poker game with hot pockets.
Fridge Wars
0
0
Living with roommates is like participating in the Fridge Wars. There's a constant battle for fridge real estate – my shelf is like my kingdom, and I'll defend it with my life. But no matter how hard I try, there's always that mysterious Tupperware container that becomes a science experiment.
Dishwasher Drama
0
0
Loading the dishwasher is a battleground in my house. It's like a game of Tetris, but with plates and forks. And there's always that one person who thinks the dishwasher is a magic box that miraculously cleans dirty dishes without any rhyme or reason. Spoiler alert: It's not.
Pillow Fight to the Death
0
0
My pillow is a traitor. Every night, it starts off fluffy and supportive, but by morning, it's flattened and unrecognizable. It's like it's been through a pillow fight to the death while I'm sleeping. I need a pillow that's loyal, not one that betrays me every night.
The Battle of the Thermostat
0
0
My relationship with my thermostat is like a rocky romance. It's a constant battle – I like it warm and toasty, but my thermostat has commitment issues. It's always playing hard to get, making me second-guess whether I should turn it up or just put on another sweater.
Sock Puppet Showdown
0
0
Laundry day at my house is like a sock puppet showdown. Every sock has its match, but it's never that simple. It's a conspiracy – the dryer eats one sock from each pair just to mess with us. I'm convinced there's a secret society of missing socks plotting their escape.
Battle of the Bed Sheets
0
0
You ever get into a battle with your significant other over the bed sheets? It's like a scene from a medieval war movie – I'm on one side, pulling for dear life, and my partner is on the other, defending their territory. We need a referee for the bedtime battlefield.
Post a Comment