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The Baseball Fanatic
When your team is losing, but you're pretending to be the most optimistic fan.
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Watching my team lose is like going on a diet. I know I should stop, but there's always that hope that the next inning will be my cheat day.
The Die-Hard Team Mascot
Trying to keep the energy up despite the team's performance.
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They say the team's performance is not my responsibility as a mascot. But let me tell you, trying to hype up the crowd when the score is 10-0 is like trying to throw a surprise party for someone who already knows about it.
The Foodie at the Ballpark
Trying to enjoy gourmet food while witnessing the chaos of the game.
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At a baseball game, they have this thing called a "loaded baked potato." It's like a regular baked potato, but with all the toppings. I thought, "Finally, a food that understands me!
The Non-Sports Enthusiast
Trying to understand the rules and excitement of a baseball game.
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I tried explaining baseball to my friend from another country, and they asked, "So, it's like cricket?" I said, "No, it's like cricket's more complicated, less sophisticated cousin.
The Reluctant Parent
Taking your kid to a baseball game when you're not a sports fan.
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I tried explaining the concept of a no-hitter to my kid. They said, "So, it's like when I hide the remote control, and you can't find it?" I said, "Exactly, but with more men in tight pants.
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