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Why did the bartender give everyone a straw on April Fools' Day? He wanted them to suck up the fun – it's a 'sip-prise'!
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Why did the bartender play an April Fools' prank on the beer? Because he wanted to see if it would get a little hoppy!
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Why did the bartender become a comedian on April Fools' Day? He wanted to serve up some laughs along with the drinks!
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What did the bartender say when he accidentally spilled a drink on a customer on April Fools' Day? 'Looks like you got a liquid costume – you're officially a wet comedian!
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I asked the bartender for a non-alcoholic April Fools' drink. He handed me a glass of water and said, 'This one's on the house – fool's gold!
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Why did the beer file a complaint with the bartender on April Fools' Day? It got poured into the wrong glass – it wanted to be more 'ale-gant'!
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I asked the bartender for an April Fools' joke with a twist. He handed me a cocktail and said, 'There's the twist – it's all in the wrist!
April Fools' Shots
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I told the bartender, Give me something that screams April Fools'. He handed me a shot and whispered, It's called 'Regret.' One sip, and you'll question all your life choices. Enjoy!
Bartender's Secret Menu
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I asked the bartender if they had a secret menu for April Fools'. He leaned in and said, The secret is that the more you drink, the funnier everyone else's jokes become. It's the magic of alcohol-enhanced humor.
April Fools' Specials
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I asked the bartender if they had any April Fools' specials. He looked at me and said, Sure, every drink comes with a complimentary laugh at your terrible jokes. But don't worry, I've been practicing my fake laughter all day.
Drunk April Fools' Confessions
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On April Fools', people confess to things they didn't even do. I overheard a guy at the bar saying, Last night, I ate all the pizza in the fridge. Dude, you've been at the bar all night; your fridge is safe from your intoxicated self.
Bartender Mind Reader
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Bartenders are like mind readers, especially on April Fools'. I ordered a drink, and the bartender said, I sense you're going to regret this decision. It's like having your conscience served on the rocks with a twist.
Bartender, April Fools
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You ever notice how being a bartender is like celebrating April Fools' every day? They're the only people who can water down your dreams and still make you pay for it.
Bartender's Prank Wisdom
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Bartenders are like prank philosophers on April Fools'. They'll look at you and say, Life is a series of jokes, my friend. Some are funny, some aren't, and the key is to laugh along, especially when the punchline hits you the next morning.
April Fools' Hangover
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The morning after April Fools', waking up with a hangover feels like the universe playing a prank on your liver. You ever try to negotiate with a pounding headache? Come on, liver, we had a deal!
On April Fools' at the Bar
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I went to a bar on April Fools', and the bartender handed me a drink with an umbrella in it. I asked, What's this? He said, Oh, it's just to protect your drink from all the pranksters trying to slip whoopee cushions under it.
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