7 Jokes For Barring

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Updated on: Feb 27 2025

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I told the bartender I could make a drink disappear. He said, 'This I gotta see!' Now I'm barred from there.
I asked the bartender for a joke, and he gave me a lemon. I guess he misunderstood when I said, 'Make me laugh!
Why did the cell phone get kicked out of the bar? It couldn't handle its spirits!
I tried to order a drink at the bar, but they said they only serve chemistry jokes. I told one, but there was no reaction!
I tried to pay for my drinks with a puzzle piece, but the bartender said it didn't fit the bill. Now I'm barred for being a piece of the wrong picture!
I got kicked out of the bar for being too positive. Apparently, they only serve negatives there!
I told the bartender I could make a drink disappear. He said, 'Go ahead, be my guest.' Now I'm barred from that bar!

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