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The Barber Who Takes "Creative" Liberties
When your barber thinks they're a sculptor, not a hair artist.
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I wanted a simple fade, but my barber went all Michelangelo on me. I now have a hair sculpture that looks like it belongs in a museum – the Museum of Questionable Life Choices.
The Overly Chatty Barber
The barber who just won't stop talking.
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I thought about faking a foreign language just to confuse my chatty barber. Walk in and say, "I want a haircut, por favor," just to see if he switches to Spanish, but nope, he'd probably Google Translate and keep chatting.
The Barber in Training
When your barber is still mastering the art of cutting hair.
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I asked my rookie barber for a fade, and he replied, "Sure, I've been practicing fades in my dreams." Well, I must be a nightmare in his sleep because my fade looked more like a hair rollercoaster.
The Barber Shop Conspiracy Theorist
When your barber has theories about everything, including hairdryers.
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According to my barber, the Earth is flat, and so is my sense of style after he's done cutting my hair. I guess gravity only works on logical haircut choices.
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