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The Barber with Selective Hearing
Not hearing customer instructions correctly
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I requested a classic cut, and my barber heard "cosmic." Now I look like I just returned from a parallel universe where haircuts are illegal.
The Barber with Time Management Issues
Taking too much time for a simple haircut
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I told my barber I was in a rush, and he said, "No problem, I'll make it quick." Two hours later, I had a haircut that looked like it had been carved by Michelangelo during his coffee break.
The Barber with a Shaky Hand
The struggle of keeping steady hands while holding sharp objects
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I asked my barber if he had experience with fades. He said, "Sure, I can fade from nervous to terrified in 0.5 seconds with these hands.
The Overly Chatty Barber
Trying to hold a conversation while cutting hair
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I once went to a barber who was so chatty, I had to Google "how to cut your own hair" in the chair. I figured, if I mess up, at least I won't have to endure small talk during a self-inflicted haircut.
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