5 Jokes For Barb

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing barbers are hiding the secret to perfect hair
I'm convinced barbers have a secret society where they discuss the perfect hair ratio, and the rest of us are just left in the dark, or in my case, with unruly curls.

The Barber

Trying to understand customers' vague haircut descriptions
A lady asked for a style that's "business in the front, party in the back." I said, "Ma'am, it's 2023, not 1983. Let's find a compromise - maybe a casual Friday in the back?

The Inquisitive Child

Wondering why adults choose specific hairstyles
Wondering why adults stress about hair loss when they could just get a permanent marker and connect the dots.

The Hairy Customer

Trying to communicate desired haircut without knowing the terminology
Tried to ask for a side part but ended up with a math problem on my head. I guess the barber thought I needed some intellectual stimulation.

The Fashionista

Balancing style with practicality
Thought about getting bangs for the drama, but then remembered I have a forehead that deserves its own zip code.

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