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I read that a group of eagles is called a "convocation." Sounds more like a scholarly gathering than a bunch of birds. Imagine a convocation of eagles discussing the latest in rodent-hunting strategies.
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Bald eagles are like the rock stars of the bird world. They have that classic "bald" look, and I can imagine them soaring through the sky with a tiny pair of aviator sunglasses.
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The bald eagle is the only bird that gets away with a comb-over. They're like, "Yeah, I'm bald, but I make it look regal. Take notes, other birds!
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Bald eagles have the perfect hairstyle for social distancing. No feathers in the face during these times – they are the original proponents of personal space.
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You ever notice how the bald eagle is always giving this intense stare? It's like they just read the most dramatic email ever and can't believe the audacity of that squirrel in accounting.
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The bald eagle is the symbol of freedom, but have you ever seen one trying to snatch a fish from another eagle? It's like, "Freedom for me, not for fish.
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I bet if bald eagles had a dating app, their profile pictures would be all about those majestic aerial shots. "Just casually soaring through life, looking for a partner in flight.
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You ever notice how the bald eagle is the only bird that looks like it just got back from a really intense yoga class? "Warrior Pose III, Bald Eagle Edition.
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You know you're a national symbol when people start comparing their hairstyles to yours. I overheard someone at the salon saying, "Give me the 'Bald Eagle Chic' look, please.
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