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What did the cake say to the muffin at the bake sale? You're really crumb-ing up!
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What do you call a cupcake that tells jokes at the bake sale? A pun-cake!
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What do you call a bread that's always happy at the bake sale? A roll model!
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Why did the cookie go to the bake sale? It wanted to be a real smart cookie!
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What do you call a loaf of bread that loves to dance at a bake sale? A roll dancer!
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What did the cookie say to the pastry at the bake sale? You really take the biscuit!
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What did the cake say to the fork at the bake sale? You wanna piece of me?
Pie-ting Contest
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At the last bake sale, they organized a pie-eating contest. It was less about eating and more about who could wear the most fruit filling. I walked away looking like a failed abstract art project.
Muffin Mania
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I asked my friend to help at the bake sale. He misheard and showed up dressed as the Muffin Man. Now there's a guy in a gingerbread costume chasing him around, and I'm just trying to sell brownies.
Bakery Black Market
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Bake sales are so serious that there's a bakery black market. People trading snickerdoodles for oatmeal raisin like they're dealing contraband cookies. I've seen someone discreetly pass a muffin under the table like it was a secret handshake.
Doughnut Dilemma
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I bought a dozen doughnuts at a bake sale once. Turns out, it was a ploy to fund a doughnut intervention. They wanted to save me from myself. I felt attacked but also appreciated. It's a doughnut dilemma.
Cupcake Wars
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Bake sales are intense. It's like a battlefield of cupcakes. Is that a red velvet incursion in the chocolate territory? Frosting diplomacy is real, my friends.
Bake Sale Bonanza
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You ever been to a bake sale? It's the only place where grandmas turn into undercover business moguls. Oh, you want my secret recipe for these cookies? Sure, that'll be two bucks and a signed nondisclosure agreement!
Cookie Conundrum
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I tried baking cookies once. The recipe said, Let dough rest in the fridge for an hour. I waited for that dough like it was the lead actor in a drama series. An hour later, it came out with its own agent, demanding a trailer and better lighting.
Baking Therapy
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My therapist suggested baking as a form of therapy. Now my neighbors think I'm emotionally unstable because I keep delivering apology cakes. Sorry I borrowed your lawnmower...again. Here's a carrot cake.
The Great Scone Scandal
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Have you heard about the great scone scandal of '22? Yeah, apparently, someone was smuggling extra raisins into the cranberry scones. They called it the Raisin Rebellion. It got ugly; frosting was thrown.
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