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I overheard a couple arguing at the grocery store, and the wife was accusing the husband of being a bad spouse because he couldn't find the items on her shopping list. I thought, "Lady, if you want him to locate obscure items in a vast supermarket, you should have given him a GPS and a treasure map!
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A friend told me his wife said he's a bad husband because he forgets their anniversary every year. I told him he's not forgetful; he's just trying to keep the excitement alive by turning their anniversary into an annual surprise party. Who wouldn't want a yearly celebration, right?
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So, my buddy's wife thinks he's a bad husband because he snores like a chainsaw. I suggested he should market it as a sleep soundtrack – "Sleeping with the Lumberjack Symphony." Who wouldn't want a husband who provides free ambient noise?
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My neighbor's wife called him a bad husband because he forgets to take out the trash. I told him he's not forgetful; he's an environmentalist, giving the garbage a few extra days to marinate and contemplate its existence before making the journey to the landfill. It's all about promoting self-awareness in the household waste!
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You know, my friend was complaining about his wife the other day. He said she's a bad wife because she never lets him win arguments. I told him, "Buddy, that just means you're experiencing the advanced level of marriage - it's like a never-ending game of verbal chess where the queen always checkmates the king!
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My wife accused me of being a bad husband because I never help with the laundry. I tried explaining that I'm practicing a minimalist lifestyle - fewer clothes mean less laundry, and it's an eco-friendly approach. She didn't buy it, though; she said my wardrobe choices are not helping the environment.
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My wife thinks I'm a bad husband because I always forget to put the toilet seat down. I told her it's not intentional; it's just my way of adding a little suspense to her late-night bathroom adventures. Will she or won't she take the plunge? It's like a tiny thrill ride in our own home.
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My wife claims I'm a bad husband because I never surprise her with gifts. I told her that life itself is full of surprises, and I'm just trying to keep the element of unpredictability alive. It's like a constant game of marital roulette – will today be the day I bring home flowers or socks?
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I heard a woman complaining that her husband is a bad spouse because he never cooks. I couldn't help but think, "Well, maybe he's just a culinary minimalist, preserving the delicate balance of flavors by not interfering with the kitchen's natural order – the realm of the mighty takeout!
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My wife called me a bad husband because I never listen to her. I tried explaining that I have a selective hearing disorder, especially when it comes to discussions about household chores. It's like my ears have a built-in filter that screens out anything related to vacuuming or doing the dishes.
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