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Why did the bad Chinese vegetable become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a great sense of 'hum-sprout'!
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Why did the bad Chinese comedian bring a ladder on stage? He wanted to reach the 'wok' of his career!
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Why did the bad Chinese chef become a comedian? Because he had a great sense of wok!
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I ordered a 'bad Chinese' dish, but it tasted funny. Turns out, it was a wonton destruction!
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What do you call it when a panda sings off-key? A bad Chinese bear-itone!
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Why did the fortune cookie start a band? It wanted to make sweet miso music!
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I went to this new Chinese restaurant, and the waiter asked me how spicy I wanted my food. I said, Make it as spicy as the decision to open a restaurant and name it 'Bad Chinese.' Let's live dangerously!
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I ordered sweet and sour chicken, and it was so tough; I think the chicken went through anger management classes before ending up in my dish. 'Bad Chinese' should come with a free set of dental floss.
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I tried 'Bad Chinese' and asked the chef about their secret sauce. He whispered, It's a secret because even I don't know what's in it. It's like a culinary Russian roulette.
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I tried 'Bad Chinese' and got a fortune cookie that said, Your taste buds are on vacation. Well, if they are, they went to a place with better food options.
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I found a fly in my wonton soup at 'Bad Chinese.' I called the waiter over and said, I didn't order the 'extra protein' option. He replied, Oh, that's our special. We call it the 'Fly and Fry.'
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I tried to save money by ordering from this discount Chinese place. The delivery guy handed me my food and said, Good luck. I think he was talking about my digestive system, not the meal.
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I told my friend about this 'Bad Chinese' spot, and he said, Why would you go there? I said, Well, they say the best way to conquer your fears is to face them. My fear is apparently food poisoning.
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I went to a Chinese buffet called 'Bad Chinese.' It was so bad that when I asked for a refund, they handed me a map to the nearest antacid aisle at the pharmacy.
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Alright, so I ordered some Chinese food the other day, and let me tell you, it was so bad that even my fortune cookie said, I'm not sure about your future, but your dinner just committed a crime against taste!
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