5 Jokes About Baby

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 27 2024

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New Parent

Balancing sleep and baby duties
My baby has this incredible talent. He can sense the exact moment I'm about to sit down and relax. It's like he has a built-in "parent relaxation radar." As soon as my butt hits the couch, the wailing begins. I'm convinced he's training for the baby Olympics in the "Parent Interruption" category.

Pediatrician's Advice

Dealing with conflicting parenting tips
I asked the pediatrician about sleep training. She said, "Let the baby self-soothe." I tried explaining this concept to the baby, but he just stared at me with a look that said, "If I could self-soothe, do you think I'd be waking you up at 3 AM?

Sibling Rivalry

Jealousy of the new baby
Sibling rivalry has reached a whole new level. My older one insists on having his own baby stroller. Now, when we go for a walk, it looks like I'm leading a tiny, disgruntled parade.

Grandma's Wisdom

Modern parenting vs. traditional advice
Grandma insists that babies need to toughen up. "A little whiskey on the gums never hurt anyone," she claims. I tried explaining that we have teething toys now, but she's convinced that Jack Daniel's is the original Sophie La Girafe.

Single Friend's Perspective

Trying to relate to the parenting struggle
My single friend asked if having a baby is like having a pet. I told him, "Yeah, if your pet is an emotional rollercoaster that poops and cries. Oh, and good luck potty training a baby.

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