6 Jokes For Aye

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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What did the optometrist say to the pirate? 'Aye, aye, captain, I spy with my little eye... an eye patch!
I told my dog to stop barking in Spanish. Now he says 'aye, aye' instead. He's bilingual and polite!
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. He doubted me, but when I drove pasta, he had to say 'aye'!
I told my friend I could make a belt out of watches. He asked how, and I said, 'Aye, just watch me!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'Aye, aye, captain, I'll take a byte out of your workload!
I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. Aye, time flies when you're having pun!

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