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Axl – it's the name that's like a secret handshake for Scrabble enthusiasts. Seriously, the only time I see that combination is when I'm desperately trying to use up my tiles.
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Axl is the only name where you can't tell if it's a typo or if someone is just being avant-garde with their spelling. I mean, maybe we've all been misspelling "apple" this whole time, and it's actually "axple.
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You ever notice how the letter "x" and the letter "l" got together and decided to form a new letter "axl"? Like, what's next? Are the vowels going to unionize and demand better working conditions in words?
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I was typing an email the other day, and I accidentally hit the "a" and "l" keys instead of "s" and "k". Suddenly, my boss got an email saying, "I'll be axl for the delay." I hope he's not expecting me to bring a guitar to the office now.
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I was at the store, and they had this fancy shampoo with a label that said, "Infused with Axl Extract." I thought, "Great, now my hair is going to start headbanging every time I step into a breeze.
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You ever notice how "axl" sounds like the kind of name you'd give to a rebellious robot who just wants to play rock and roll instead of following its programming? "Sorry, I can't clean the house right now, I'm busy shredding on the guitar!
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Ever try to play Scrabble with someone who insists on using "axl" in every game? It's like they're on a mission to prove that rock and roll vocabulary is crucial for word game success.
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You ever notice how "axl" sounds like the noise you make when you're trying to lift something heavy? "Ugh, just gotta axl this couch up the stairs... and maybe hit the gym while I'm at it.
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You ever notice how "axl" looks like it's trying to be both a consonant and a vowel at the same time? It's the linguistic multitasker we never knew we needed.
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