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Relationships are like socks. In the beginning, everything is cozy and snug, but after a while, one of them mysteriously disappears, and you're left wondering where it went.
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I've been trying to improve my cooking skills, but it's been a while since I attempted a fancy recipe. Now, when someone asks if I can make a gourmet meal, I just say, "I specialize in the art of microwave mastery.
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You know you've been on a diet for a while when your refrigerator starts giving you the side-eye every time you open the door. It's like, "Oh, great, here we go again, another round of celery and disappointment.
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Being on hold with customer service feels like being in a relationship with someone who keeps saying, "I'll be with you in just a moment." You've been waiting for a while, and you're starting to question if this is worth it.
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I've been working from home for a while now, and my cat has become my unofficial co-worker. He doesn't contribute much to the projects, but he's an expert in keyboard walking and knocking things off the desk.
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They say time flies when you're having fun, but when you're stuck in a boring meeting, time moves at the speed of continental drift. It's been a while since I've seen a clock move that slowly – it's like it's on a mission to test my patience.
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The speed at which I reply to texts is directly proportional to how long it's been since I last ate. If you get a response from me within a minute, I'm probably just trying to fill the void with conversation while waiting for my pizza delivery.
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Ordering something online and waiting for it to arrive is like planting a seed and eagerly watching for your package to sprout from the ground. It's been a while since I tended to my Amazon garden.
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It's been a while since I went to the gym, so now my exercise routine consists of scrolling through the workout videos on my phone while lying comfortably on the couch. I call it "virtual fitness appreciation.
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