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Biker's Battle
Riding a motorcycle in assless chaps without becoming a viral sensation
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Bikers in assless chaps have a secret code: If you see another biker struggling to put them on, you have to rev your engine in solidarity. It's the motorized version of applause.
Fitness Freak's Frustration
Finding appropriate workout gear when assless chaps are in the mix
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There's a fitness trend involving assless chaps called "aerobic exposure." It's like regular aerobics, but with added ventilation. Just be careful with those jumping jacks - you might get more attention than you bargained for.
Cowboy's Complaint
Riding a horse with dignity while wearing assless chaps
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I met a cowboy who said, "I can't wear regular chaps. They're too confining." I suggested he try yoga pants. He looked at me like I just insulted his horse's mother. Yoga pants on a horse - now that's a sight.
Parental Predicament
Explaining assless chaps to curious kids
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Parenting tip: If your child sees you in assless chaps and asks, "Why are you wearing those?" simply reply, "It's laundry day, and these were the only clean ones." Suddenly, you're not eccentric; you're a laundry hero.
Fashion Designer's Dilemma
Creating assless chaps that actually make sense
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My friend, the fashion designer, is so stressed about these chaps. He said, "I want them to be practical, but also fashionable." I suggested adding pockets, you know, for the essentials. He thought I was talking about keys and wallets. I meant snacks. Priorities, people!
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