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Why did the screw and the bolt break up? They couldn't find a way to properly assemble.
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What did the furniture say to the hammer? Please don't hit me, let's assemble peaceably!
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How did the handyman become a magician? He knew how to perfectly assemble his tricks!
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Did you hear about the two nuts who got together? They made a bolt decision to assemble a new life.
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What did one Lego piece say to the other? Let's stick together and assemble something awesome!
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What do you call a group of musical instruments being put together? An orchestra in assembly!
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I thought about 'assembling' a resume for a job interview. Instead, I submitted a list of all the things I've successfully put together from IKEA. Surprisingly, they hired me as their chief assembler!
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I decided to 'assemble' a workout routine. Let's just say, my idea of lifting weights is carrying the pizza from the door to the couch. That's a workout, right?
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I tried to 'assemble' my furniture from IKEA. After hours of confusion, I realized the only thing I assembled successfully was my frustration!
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I tried speed dating, thinking I could 'assemble' a connection quickly. Turns out, assembling IKEA furniture is less complicated than finding love at first sight!
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My friends asked me to help them 'assemble' for a surprise party. Turns out, I misheard and showed up with a toolbox. I guess we're celebrating with some DIY fun!
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The Avengers tried to organize a comedy show, but it was a disaster. Thor kept hammering in punchlines, and the Hulk just couldn't control his laughter – literally!
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My friend told me to 'assemble' my thoughts before giving a presentation. So, I brought a screwdriver, some nuts, and bolts – you know, just in case my ideas needed some tightening!
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I decided to 'assemble' a band with my friends. We named ourselves 'The Misfits' because none of us could play instruments. Our first gig was a disaster, but at least we had a blast!
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I joined a support group for people who can't follow assembly instructions. Our first meeting fell apart because no one could figure out how to set up the folding chairs!
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