bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Ever notice how every Asian family has that one uncle who thinks he's a karaoke rockstar after a couple of drinks? Suddenly, he's belting out ballads like he's auditioning for the next big talent show.
0
0
Asian parents have this unique way of complimenting you. It's like a backhanded compliment Olympics. "You did well, but you know, your cousin got straight A's and won a Nobel Prize last week. Just saying.
0
0
You ever notice how when you're at an Asian restaurant, the waiter hands you the menu and you suddenly become a detective? "Let's see, I'll have the mystery dish with a side of intrigue, please.
0
0
I love how Asian families can turn any occasion into a feast. It's someone's birthday? Let's eat. Graduation? Let's eat. Successfully parallel parked the car? You guessed it – let's eat!
0
0
I went to an Asian wedding recently, and the buffet line was longer than the actual ceremony. By the time I got my food, the bride and groom were already celebrating their silver anniversary.
0
0
So, I was at this Asian market the other day, and I picked up a bag of snacks that had no English on the packaging. It's like playing culinary roulette. I call it "Guess the Flavor: International Edition.
0
0
Asian grandmas have this magical ability to feed you until you can't move. It's like they're on a mission to create the world's first human dumpling. "One more bite, dear. You're practically skin and bones!
0
0
I love how Asian parents always have that look of disappointment mastered. It doesn't matter if you aced the test; they'll find something to be disappointed about. "Oh, you got an A? Why not an A+? What's wrong with you?
0
0
You know you're in an Asian household when there are more chopsticks than actual utensils in the kitchen drawer. It's like they're preparing for a chopstick apocalypse. "Just in case, you never know when forks might go extinct.
Post a Comment