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The Overambitious Art Student
Trying to impress the professor with unconventional projects
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I tried to push the boundaries with a sculpture made entirely of recycled cans. The professor asked, "What's the message?" I said, "It's a statement about consumerism and environmentalism. Also, I was too broke to afford real art supplies.
The Pretentious Art Critic
Pretending to understand abstract art
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I tried creating my own abstract piece, and people stared at it, confused. I told them, "It's a representation of my emotional rollercoaster during tax season. The loops and twists? That's just me trying to figure out deductions.
The Struggling Artist
Balancing passion and paying the bills
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I thought about getting a part-time job, you know, to support my art. I applied at a bakery, and they asked, "Do you have any experience?" I said, "Have you seen the way I sculpt Play-Doh? I'm practically Michelangelo with a baguette.
The Gallery Receptionist
Dealing with eccentric artists and even more eccentric patrons
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We had a patron who claimed he could only appreciate art while doing a headstand. So, we installed a mirror on the ceiling. Now, we have a room full of people doing yoga and calling it an interactive exhibit.
The Art Supply Store Cashier
Dealing with customers who have no idea what they're buying
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A guy came in, grabbed a can of spray paint, and said, "I'm going to create a masterpiece." I replied, "Just make sure the masterpiece isn't your neighbor's car. We prefer art without police involvement.
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