5 Jokes For Army Navy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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The Drill Sergeant's Perspective

Balancing Tough Love and Comedy
You know your drill sergeant has a sense of humor when he yells, "Drop and give me 20 punchlines!" instead of push-ups.

The Confused Recruit

Navigating Military Lingo
I asked my superior if I could use the bathroom. He replied, "Negative, soldier." So, here I am, standing at attention, practicing extreme bladder control.

The Overenthusiastic Navy Sailor

Bringing Seafaring Spirit to the Army
My platoon asked me to organize a tactical retreat. I organized a full-blown pirate-style escape with a "man overboard" drill. Needless to say, they didn't find it as amusing as I did.

The Army Chef

Battle-Tested Recipes vs. Fine Dining
I tried to impress the squad with my culinary skills. I made a stunning cake in the shape of a tank. They were impressed until they realized it tasted like camouflage.

The Stealthy Comedian

Cracking Jokes Without Getting Caught
I tried doing stand-up in camouflage once. The audience couldn't see me, and I got a commendation for perfect camouflage. Now they call me "The Invisible Joker.

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