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Aretha's voice is timeless, but have you noticed how your singing in the shower sounds amazing until you step out? It's like, "I was Aretha in there, and now I'm just a soggy, out-of-breath me.
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Have you ever tried to spell R-E-S-P-E-C-T in a game of Scrabble? It's like you're competing in the linguistic Olympics. Meanwhile, your opponent is like, "I'll just play 'cat' for a whopping 3 points.
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Aretha taught us about respect, but have you ever tried applying that in a traffic jam? You're sitting there in your car like, "I demand some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for letting you merge, buddy!" But no one's singing along; they're just honking.
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Aretha said, "A little respect." But in the modern dating world, it's more like, "A little text back would be nice, just saying.
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Life's like an Aretha Franklin concert – unpredictable, full of highs and lows, and sometimes you just want to yell, "Encore!" But, you know, without the judgmental stares from everyone around you.
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Trying to find the right balance in life is like trying to hit those high notes in an Aretha Franklin song. Sometimes you nail it, and other times it's like, "Oops, that was more like a screeching cat than a soulful diva.
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Aretha must have been a grocery shopper because, at the checkout, it's all about putting your items on the belt with some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. You can't just throw your bananas on top of someone's eggs; that's a grocery store faux pas.
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Aretha had soul, and so does that one sock you can never find after doing laundry. It's out there somewhere, living its best life, probably having a better time than the sock you did find.
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You know you're an adult when you start relating more to Aretha Franklin's "Respect" than any modern pop song. I mean, back in the day, it was all about respect, and now it's like, "Where did all the R-E-S-P-E-C-T go?!
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