16 Jokes About Archery

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Updated on: Dec 04 2024

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Why did the archer take a nap during the competition? They needed to rest their bow!
What did the archer say to their arrow before the big tournament? 'You quiver me timbers!
What do you call an archer who's always right? A bullseye genius!
How do archers stay in touch with each other? Through bow-texting!
What's an archer's favorite dessert? Bullseye pie – it hits the sweet spot!
How do archers greet each other? They arrow-ly say 'hi'!

Robin Hoodwinked

I tried doing archery like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. But the only thing I managed to steal was my neighbor's Wi-Fi password while hiding in his bushes.

Quiver Quandary

I got a quiver for my arrows, thinking it was a fashionable accessory. Turns out, people don't appreciate you showing up to a party looking like a medieval Cupid who just raided a leather store.

Bow and Wow

I bought a fancy bow for archery, thinking it would make me look cool. Now I just look like I'm trying to impress deer with my accessorizing skills.

Bow-ling for Targets

Archery is like a sophisticated game of bowling. The only difference is, instead of knocking down pins, you're hoping your arrows don't knock down your neighbor's fence.

Arrow Ambiguity

I went to an archery class once, and the instructor said, Aim for the bullseye! So naturally, I shot an arrow at the guy with the red ring around his eye. Who knew archery was so subjective?

Target Tantrum

I got frustrated at missing the target during archery practice. So, I painted a picture of the bullseye around my arrow holes. Now everyone thinks I'm a modern art prodigy.

Quarrel Quirk

I told my friend I was into archery, and he said, Oh, like with Cupid's arrows? No, more like with the arrows that make me question my life choices every time I miss the target.

Cupid's Complaint

I thought archery would improve my dating life, but apparently, shooting someone in the heart with an arrow isn't as romantic as it sounds. Who knew?

Archery Anonymous

I joined a support group for archery addicts. It's called AA—Archers Anonymous. Our first step is admitting we have a problem. The second step is missing the target and blaming it on the wind.

Bullseye Banter

You ever try archery? I gave it a shot, but apparently, my aim is so bad even the scarecrows are wearing bulletproof vests now.

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