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The Umbrella Salesperson
Selling rain protection in a sunny world
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I once tried to sell an umbrella to a guy during a drought. He looked at me like I was trying to sell him magic beans. "What do I need this for? To shield myself from the non-existent rain?" I told him it's multi-purpose—you can use it to create your own shade.
The Picnicking Optimist
Trying to picnic in a rainstorm
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I once invited my friends for an April picnic, and they showed up in raincoats and rubber boots. I thought they were just being fashion-forward. Turns out, they were prepared for the deluge I optimistically called "refreshing drizzle." Note to self: next time, check the weather app, not the flower calendar.
The Cat with Wet Fur
Surviving the dreaded wet fur scenario
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I heard humans say, "April showers bring May flowers." Well, for cats, it brings May hairballs and a serious need for therapy. I'm considering starting a support group: Wet Fur Anonymous. Our mantra? "Say no to precipitation, yes to purrfection!
The Optimistic Gardener
Believing in flowers during a downpour
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I overheard my plants gossiping the other day. One said to the other, "I heard our gardener believes in the magic of April showers." The other one replied, "Well, I hope he believes in the magic of May life jackets because we're drowning out here!
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