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The Lost TV Remote
When the remote goes missing, and you're blamed for it, but you were just sitting there.
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She's giving me that look, you know the one. I tell her, "If looks could kill, the remote would resurrect just to change the channel and avoid your wrath.
The Blanket Territory War
When there's a late-night battle for control of the blanket, and both of you refuse to surrender.
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We're both holding onto the blanket like our lives depend on it. I tell her, "This blanket is our relationship. If we both let go, we'll freeze, but if one of us gives in, the other one gets the upper hand. It's a cold war in here!
The Mystery of the Empty Fridge
When the fridge is empty, and she expects you to magically produce a gourmet meal.
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I'm standing there with a can of beans and some ketchup, and she says, "Make something fancy." I'm like, "Voila! Behold, the masterpiece – 'Beans à la Ketchup,' a delicacy from the culinary genius of the broke boyfriend.
The Hair Dilemma
When she finds one strand of hair that doesn't match hers, and it becomes a forensic investigation.
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She's interrogating me, "Whose hair is this?" I say, "Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe it's a souvenir from the jacket factory. They throw in a free strand with every purchase.
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