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I told my angry coworker they should try meditation. They said, 'I tried it, but my inner peace has a short fuse.
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My angry coworker said they're good at multitasking. They can be angry at five different people simultaneously!
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My angry coworker told me they have a black belt in anger management. I didn't ask, but I assume it's a Gucci belt.
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Why did the angry coworker bring a map to the office? To find the shortest route to the exit when things got heated!
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My angry coworker challenged me to a duel. We exchanged harsh words. It was a spell-check duel – autocorrect can be brutal!
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I told my angry coworker I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. That's when he angrily threw a shrimp cocktail at me!
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Why did the angry coworker start a landscaping business? They needed a way to blow off some steam!
Coffee Wars
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I love the tension in the office kitchen. It's like a battlefield. One day, Susan accused me of stealing her coffee mug. I didn't even know her name until then. Now we're mortal enemies over a caffeine container.
Casual Friday Chaos
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Casual Friday in the office is a battlefield of fashion disasters. I wore jeans once, and suddenly I was the talk of the water cooler gossip. Apparently, denim is a statement, and I unintentionally declared war on the office dress code. Who knew fabric could cause so much drama?
Office Olympics
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You ever work with those angry coworkers? I swear, they turn the office into the Olympics. You know you're in for a treat when the guy in the next cubicle starts throwing passive-aggressive paper airplanes.
Stapler Wars
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There's always that one person who guards the office supplies like a dragon hoarding treasure. I asked Ted for a stapler once, and he looked at me like I asked to borrow his kidney. Touch my stapler, and you'll face the consequences, he said. I didn't know staplers were that serious.
Meeting Mania
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Angry coworkers love meetings. It's their time to shine, like they're auditioning for a role in a corporate soap opera. Every meeting feels like a season finale, complete with dramatic stares and intense cliffhangers. I just want to know if we're ordering lunch or not.
Printer Wars
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Printers in the office are like rebellious teenagers. They act up at the worst times. I printed my presentation once, and the printer decided to take a nap. Meanwhile, Janet's printer next to me printed a thousand copies of cat memes. It's like the printers are plotting against us.
Desk Decor Drama
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Some people take desk decorations very seriously. My coworker has a miniature zen garden that he threatened to defend with his life. I accidentally knocked over a tiny pebble, and suddenly it was a crime scene investigation.
Email Etiquette
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Angry coworkers take email etiquette to a whole new level. I got an email in all caps the other day. I didn't know if I was being scolded or if Janet just discovered the caps lock key for the first time.
Snack Fiasco
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Angry coworkers in the breakroom are a real treat. I brought a bag of chips once, and suddenly it turned into a heist movie. People were sneaking around, trying to grab a snack without being noticed. It's like we're all competing for the Snack Olympics gold medal.
The Office Whisperer
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We've got an office whisperer. You know, the one who talks behind your back while pretending to be on the phone. I caught Karen whispering about me, so I did the only logical thing: I joined in and whispered too. Now we have an unintentional ASMR club.
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