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The Overprotective Parent Anemone
Worried about their anemone kids getting too close to strangers
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I overheard my anemone kid talking about 'finding themselves' in the open ocean. I'm like, 'You're not Nemo, and this isn't a Pixar movie! Stay close, and remember, your dad can't swim as fast as a clownfish.'
The Anemone Who Wants a Career Change
Considering a switch from being an anemone to something more exciting
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I went to a career counselor, and they asked, 'What are your skills?' I'm like, 'I can sting, wave, and look pretty in the current.' They said, 'Have you considered being a model?' I'm thinking more like anemone-influencer, but sure, let's explore that option!
The Hipster Anemone
Trying to be unique in a sea of anemones
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I decided to grow a mustache to stand out. Now, I'm the only anemone with facial hair. The downside is I keep catching small fish in it. I guess that's the price of being a tentacle trendsetter!
The Stand-up Comedian Anemone
Trying to make anemone jokes without offending other sea creatures
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I did a gig at the coral reef, and a clownfish shouted, 'Quit clowning around with anemone jokes!' I'm just trying to make a living here, but apparently, I need to be more 'fish-itive' with my material!
The Clueless Marine Biologist
Trying to understand anemones without looking foolish
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I tried to impress my date with my marine biology knowledge. We get to the aquarium, and I confidently point at anemones, saying, 'Ah, the majestic underwater flowers.' She looks at me and says, 'Those are anemones.' Well, excuse me, Professor, for trying to bring a little romance into marine biology!
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