8 An Hour Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
I've been trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
I told my wife she was overloading the dishwasher. She told me I was overloading the marriage.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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