5 Jokes For Amble

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 28 2024

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Shoe Salesman

Selling uncomfortable shoes
I asked the shoe salesman for something comfortable, so he handed me a pillow and said, "Wear these!

Park Bench Enthusiast

Park benches being taken by pigeons
Park benches are like musical chairs, but with pigeons playing their version of the game.

Tour Guide

Keeping tourists entertained during a slow amble
When tourists ask for the quickest tour, I take them to the escalator and call it the "Up and Down the Ages" journey.

Fitness Instructor

Encouraging exercise during a leisurely amble
I asked my class to do jumping jacks, and they said, "Can we just do 'standing stills' instead?

Dog Walker

Dealing with unruly dogs
I told a dog to heel once, and it thought I meant "spin in circles.

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