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Ever try singing along with Alexa? She's the ultimate karaoke judge. You miss one note, and she's like, "I'm sorry, I can't assist with that." Yeah, Alexa, I didn't ask for assistance; I just wanted a duet partner, not a vocal coach.
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Alexa thinks she's a comedian too. I asked her to tell me a joke, and she goes, "Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage." Really, Alexa? Stick to the weather updates; leave the comedy to the professionals.
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Alexa, the gossip queen. I overheard her talking to my fridge, discussing my shopping habits. "He bought more ice cream again, Brenda. I think he's stress-eating." Alexa, I thought we had a confidentiality agreement!
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I asked Alexa for a compliment, and she goes, "You have a face for radio." Thanks, Alexa, really boosting my self-esteem there. Maybe I'll just stick to the soothing tones of your weather updates.
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Alexa, the ultimate third wheel in every conversation. You start telling a story, and suddenly she chimes in with, "I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that." Yeah, Alexa, neither did my friend until you interrupted.
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Alexa, the overachiever. I asked her to turn off the lights, and she decides to play a whole symphony of turning off lights. Seriously, Alexa, one task at a time. I don't need a light show in my living room.
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You ever notice how polite Alexa is? I asked her to set a timer, and she goes, "Certainly! How long?" I mean, it's nice, but does she really need to sound so eager? It's a timer, not a date proposal. "Certainly! How long, sir? Can I fetch you some tea while you wait?
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Alexa, the party crasher. You're having a chill night, and suddenly she's like, "Would you like me to play a party playlist?" No, Alexa, I want you to respect the vibe. We're not throwing a rave; we're watching Netflix.
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Ever try arguing with Alexa? It's like arguing with a wall that occasionally plays smooth jazz. I told her she was wrong, and she responds with, "I'm sorry if you feel that way." Classic deflection, Alexa, classic deflection.
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