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The Kindergarten Teacher
Navigating the alphabet with a classroom full of energetic five-year-olds.
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I tried to teach my kids about alphabetical order using animal names. Now they think "aardvark" is the king of the jungle, and "zebra" is the lowly peasant. I've unintentionally created an animal monarchy.
The Forgetful Friend
Constantly misplacing things due to a lack of organizational skills.
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My friend told me to remember his birthday alphabetically. So, every year, I wish him a happy birthday on January 23rd. Close enough, right? It's the thought that counts, even if it's alphabetically challenged.
The English Teacher
Grappling with the chaos of alphabetical order.
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I tried to alphabetize my spice rack, but now every meal tastes like cinnamon. Apparently, I put cinnamon next to cumin, and my cooking has never been spicier.
The Stand-Up Comedian
Struggling to come up with alphabetically organized jokes.
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I attempted an A-Z comedy routine, but by the time I got to "Z," the audience had already zoned out. I guess laughter doesn't follow alphabetical order; it prefers a more chaotic approach, like my dating life.
The Librarian
Dealing with the constant challenge of misplaced books.
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I asked a patron if they needed help finding a book. They said, "I'm looking for a mystery novel." I said, "Great, try the 'M' section." They replied, "No, I want a real mystery—where's the book that's never where it's supposed to be?
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