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Why did the Alabaman stare at the can of orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'!
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What's the Alabaman's favorite Beatles song? 'Sweet Tea in the Sky with Diamonds'!
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Why did the Alabaman take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
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Why did the Alabaman bring a mirror to the barbecue? To reflect on how good the food was!
Southern Scares
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You ever been to Alabama? It's the only place where even ghosts have a southern drawl. I heard a ghost say, Boo, y'all! I was more terrified by the hospitality than the haunting.
Ghost with a Side of Grits
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In Alabama, ghosts are so polite, they don't just haunt your house; they bring a covered dish to the afterlife potluck. I had a spectral neighbor who knocked on my wall to borrow some sugar. I mean, at least they're neighborly, right?
Haunted Hoedown
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You know it's Alabama when the ghost stories have banjos playing in the background. I walked into a haunted barn, and the ghost was square dancing. Turns out, it was just a spectral hoedown. Who knew ghosts had a country soul?
Spectral Sweet Home Alabama
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In Alabama, ghosts don't just say 'Boo'; they say, Bless your heart, now run! Nothing like a haunted house with a touch of Southern charm. You haven't lived until you've been scared with a side of courtesy.
Ghosts in Overalls
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I went to an Alabama haunted house, and the ghosts were dressed in overalls. I thought it was a costume party until they started rattling chains. Turns out, it was just casual haunting day in the South.
Poltergeist Potluck
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Alabama ghosts are known for their potlucks. I went to a haunted mansion, and instead of scaring me, the ghost invited me to a spectral feast. I've never had mac 'n' cheese with a side of the supernatural before.
Ghostly Drawl
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I met a ghost from Alabama, and it spoke with such a drawl that I asked, Are you haunting me or just narrating a slow-motion horror movie? It's hard to be scared when the ghost sounds like it's sipping sweet tea between moans.
Ghosts Gone Roll Tide
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Alabama ghosts are die-hard football fans. I saw one haunting a stadium, screaming, Roll Tide, even in the afterlife! I guess in Alabama, even the ghosts are hoping for a touchdown from the dearly departed.
Haunted Hospitality
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Alabama ghosts are so friendly; they don't just haunt you; they offer you a seat on the spectral porch swing. I had a ghost ask me, Can I get you anything? A haunting? Some lemonade? I mean, if you're going to be scared, might as well do it in comfort.
Ghostly Hospitality
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Alabama ghosts are so welcoming; they leave the porch light on for you in the afterlife. I asked a ghost for directions, and it not only told me the way but also offered me a sweet tea on the way out. I've never felt so at home, even in the supernatural realm.
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