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The Solar Panel Salesman
Business is shady when "ain't no sunshine"
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I went door-to-door selling solar panels in a neighborhood where "ain't no sunshine." One guy opened the door, looked at the panels, and said, "Do they work in the moonlight? That's all we've got here.
The Vampire's Complaint
No sunshine means no fun for vampires
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Vampires hate it when there "ain't no sunshine." They're like, "How am I supposed to sneak up on people when it's so dark out? It's like they have a vampire-proof cloak called 'night.'
The Plant's Perspective
Photosynthesis on strike when "ain't no sunshine"
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My neighbor caught me having a pep talk with my plants. He asked, "Talking to your plants again?" I said, "Yeah, trying to boost their morale." He laughed and said, "Good luck photosynthesizing with words, buddy.
The Weatherman's Perspective
Predicting "ain't no sunshine"
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Being a weatherman is tough when you have to deliver bad news every day. It's like being a messenger of gloom, and people blame you for it. "Hey, don't shoot the messenger – unless you're aiming for the rain cloud icon on your phone.
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