18 Jokes For Ah

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus. Ah, that neutrality!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. Ah, saucy veggies!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... 'Ah'corny, right?
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Ah, the tiny world of science!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. Ah, veggie humor!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Ah, bone-chillingly funny!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. Ah, wheely funny!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Ah, that gator's got style!

Ah-mazing Discoveries

Ever think about how many times you've said ah while trying to sound profound? Ah, I've come to the groundbreaking realization that my plant doesn't just need sunlight; it also needs something called 'water.' Who knew?

Ah-dorable Misunderstandings

Why is it when kids say ah, it's the cutest thing ever? Ah, I didn't mean to color on the walls; I was just trying to give our house a colorful personality!

The Ah-venturous Journey

You ever notice how people say ah when they're trying to come up with an excuse? Did you eat the last cookie? Ah, you see, it was... it was a scientific experiment to test the durability of my stomach!

The Ah-ful Truth

Whenever someone starts with an ah, you know they're about to drop some serious wisdom—or a really bad excuse. Ah, I've realized that if I had a dollar for every time I said 'ah,' I'd probably have enough money to hire someone to speak for me!

The Ah-bomination

When someone starts their sentence with an ah, you're never sure if they're about to reveal a brilliant idea or a complete disaster. Ah, I decided to combine peanut butter with pickles... and let's just say, some experiments should remain untested!

Ah-pple of My Eye

Have you ever caught yourself using ah to stall for time? Ah, I was just thinking... wouldn't it be great if we could pause awkward moments in real life, just like I'm trying to do now?

The Ah-llusionist

You know you've become a true magician when your main trick is saying ah and making everyone's patience disappear!

The Ah-lmighty Power

You know you've hit the pinnacle of conversation skills when your go-to move is the ah. It's like the Swiss Army knife of words. Need to buy time? Ah. Need to show surprise? Ah. Need to pretend you're deep in thought? Double Ah!

Ah-ha Moments

You ever have those ah moments where you suddenly realize something obvious? Like, Ah, so THAT'S why my plants die! Watering them once a month isn't considered 'nurturing'!

The Ah-trocious Confessions

Why is it that every time someone says ah, you know something ridiculous is about to follow? Ah, I thought I could fit through that tiny gap in traffic, but apparently, my car decided it was on a diet!

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