5 After Dinner Speakers Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 01 2025

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The 'Too Real' Speaker

Being brutally honest
I wanted to share my struggles with dieting, but the audience seemed more concerned about where the nearest pizza place was. I guess my diet talk was more 'thin on interest.'

The Awkward Speaker

Trying too hard to be relatable
I wanted to bond with the audience over my workout routine. Let's just say, 'lifting the remote' isn't as impressive as lifting weights.

The Unprepared Speaker

Flying by the seat of their pants
I didn't rehearse, didn't prepare, and didn't even know what I was speaking about until I reached the podium. I basically played 'Speech Roulette,' and let's just say, I landed on 'awkward.'

The Overprepared Speaker

Information overload
I had cue cards for my jokes, cue cards for my anecdotes, and cue cards for my backup jokes about the first set of cue cards. Needless to say, I also had cue cards for my panic attack.

The Inevitable Technical Glitch

Murphy's Law strikes again
The stage lights had a romantic moment and decided to dim right as I was hitting the climax of my speech. It was less 'dramatic pause' and more 'where did the speaker go?'

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